Saturday, September 29, 2007

Bumper Stickers

Getting older? Need a gift for mom or dad?
How about these senior citizen bumper stickers?

I believe in having sex on the first date.
At my age, there may not be a second one.

Senior Campbells -
New large type alphabet soup.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly...
eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Quit worrying about your health...
it'll go away.

Florida -
God's waiting room.

Be nice to your children.
They will choose your nursing home.

I must be getting older...
All the names in my phone book end with M.D.

1 comments: said...

wierd is spelled weird