Showing posts with label job. Show all posts
Showing posts with label job. Show all posts

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Here's one way to get yourself fired!

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Looks like the concrete guy had a poor sense of direction, doesn't it?
Wow! What a mess!

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So... that's one way to get a day off work!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Worst Jobs Ever!

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world's worst job

Well, I have to say that this last job doesn't look all that bad to me. I'd take it over the one I've got right now for sure! Well... maybe not FOR SURE... but for a big enough pay check, I'd consider it.

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

How would you like to work here?

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Pretty nifty huh?
Where is it?
Google.
Most (but not all) of these pictures are from the googleplex in China.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

A Ploy for Employment

So, here's a guy with an idea...

Get me a job?
In case English is not your language, here's what it says:

Ad agency Wieden+Kennedy is running a competition called "Seeking" to discover new talent and I want to win. But instead of just submitting a portfolio, I want to do something a little different. Something bigger than me. So I'm turning to the world for help. Here's your chance to make me a winner. Why? Because helping someone else feels good. So put your thinking cap on, come up with an idea that will get me noticed, then click submit and send that gem of an idea on its way. Not only will you get a thank you email directly from yours truly, but if I use your idea for my entry, I will mention your name in a future work - jacket sleve of a novel, shout out in an Oscar acceptance speech, prayler list mention in a community church program. Who know. Just know it will be great. Good luck and Godspeed. I'm counting on your brilliance.

Who you know....
It's either who you know or who you blow.
Being 3,045 miles away, I've got neither.

Take one
Take one for the team. By team, I mean me.

With my good looks....
With my good looks and your good idea,
I just might have a shot of winning this thing.

Be...
Be an assistant winner.

If I win
If I win, at least you'll know your idea was good.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Massage anyone?

This looks interesting! It's called snake therapy.
Yowsers!

Monday, September 3, 2007

It's Labor Day!

Because today is Labor Day, I thought I'd post some "motivational" posters to encourage you in your labors!

Yes, you are part of our team,
but... you're this part(and not necessarily needed).


Committees:
Even if it's not broken, they'll still find a way to ruin it.


God doesn't require us to succeed, he only requires that we try.
Gravity is less forgiving.


Progress:
Sometimes there is no right way to turn, and we must go the only way that is left.


Mediocrity:
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.


Procrastination:
Hard work pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.


Apathy:
If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Wrong Job?






Life is too short for the wrong job!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Oops!


Looks like sombody miscalculated when cleaning up after the hippo!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Naked beggars


Where do they plan to put the money they get?