A Redneck Christmas

Here in "Redneck Country" we do celebrate Christmas. We put up beautiful christmas trees, and make cute little gingerbread houses. We decorate our yards, and hang christmas lights. We even build snowmen. So.. Marry Xmas to you!

Welcome to my world!

Here in "Redneck America", when we make a wedding announcement, we tell it like it is! Our homes reflect our pursuit of excellence. We are resourceful... And inventive. We go out of our way to enjoy the best technology available... Our homes reflect our love of creature comforts... Our vehicles reflect our commitment to quality work... Recreational time is important... We know how to relax... And enjoy a good meal... And when we die, we take it all with us. So, don't poke fun... we just might poke back!

You know you're in redneck country ...

When the barbeque grill came from walmart... and sitting out "on the deck" looks something like this... Doorbells are ... well ... loud! And newspapers print articles like this... You can go surfing anytime you want... And when you move, the kids ride here. Oh, and hey... if you don't like it... read the billboards. Redneck country? I live here!