The Penis Painter

Here's a guy who paints portraits with his penis! Yes... you read it correctly! I do have a picture, and it has been "fuzzed" in the appropriate place. I don't like to post anything too skanky here... but I couldn't resist this one. How does somebody even come up with the idea to do something like this? The things people do is a continual amazement to me! And the portrait even looks half way good. I wonder what he charges for a painting! And I wonder WHERE he does his art. Unbelievable!!

Fertility Mandalas

These beautiful batik mandala paintings depict the Shiva Linga encompassed by the Lotus Flower. The Linga is representative of the "divine phallus" and fertility. The Lotus symbolizes ... and the serpent represents the the power that enables seeds to germinate and animals to conceive. More batik paintings can be found at Exotic India.

Ancient Chinese Dildos

Wow! That's quite a stash! Check this one out! Now that's interesting!

Snow Sculpture Redneck Style

Out here in Redneck USA, when we say "Up yours!" Not only do we mean it, we take it on the road!

Well Hung

Here's a nice picture to send home to mom! Saguaros Viagras Erectus??? Good Lord! How'd you like to have that job? Bats are well hung? Who knew? This one's just plain stupid.

Practice What You Preach

Practice What You Preach, originally uploaded by peterkelly. Yes, but does "no underwear" also automatically mean "no pants"?

Oh My!

I'm speechless!

The World's Largest Penis

A Chinese theme park has built what it claims is the world’s largest penis. The 30ft totem stands at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city. The 30ft erection, named Sky Pillar, has been built at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city. Builders wrapped more than 6500ft of straw around the steel structure which stands on an altar atop 1250ft high Qinlong Hill. “It is a totem of Shamanistic culture, which originated in this city,” says the president of the park, Cheng Weiguang. He was referring to a Shaman hero named Ewenki, who vanquished a cruel female ruler and gave her a penis totem, telling her to respect males and not kill them at will.

Well Hung

I don't even know what to say about this one! Words elude me.

Hello?

Oh Gosh! It's Mr and Mrs Carrot!

Happy Victoria Day!

God save the Queen!

Evening in the City by J. Huss

How about this for some deviant art?

Ouch!

The question is: who would be dumb enough to do this? And did he do it on purpose just for the picture?