A behemoth of a knife!

Not sure what to get for the guy who has everything? How about this? This unique special edition knife contains all 85 tools currently produced by Wenger (Maker of the Genuine Swiss Army Knife). These 85 tools can be used in over 100 functions and it's the World's Largest Swiss Army Knife. It's not exactly going to win any awards for lightest, smallest or most efficient tool but it probably will win you the title "King of All Gadgets". And even though this knife is a monster, weighing almost 3 pounds, don't worry - it does have a key ring so you can carry it on a belt loop. Here is a complete list of all the tools contained in this knife: 2.5” 60% Serrated locking blade Nail file, nail cleaner Corkscrew Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter Removable screwdriver bit adapter 2.5” Blade for Official World Scout Knife Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter Removable screwdriver bit holder Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1 Phillips head screwdriver bit 2 Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm Magnetized recessed bit holder Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm) Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver Removable 10mm hexagonal key Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver Universal wrench Laser pointer with 300 ft. range 1.65” Clip point utility blade Metal saw, metal file 4 mm allen wrench 2.5” blade Fine metal file with precision screwdriver Double-cut wood saw Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool Watch caseback opening tool Snap shackle Telescopic pointer Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm) Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver 2.4” Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design Shortix key Flashlight Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide Micro tool holder Micro tool adapter Micro scraper-straight Reamer Fine fork for watch spring bars Pin punch 1.2 mm Pin punch .8 mm Round needle file Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle Removable tool holder Multi-purpose screwdriver Flat Phillips head screwdriver Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1 Phillips head screwdriver bit 2 Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm Can opener Phillips head screwdriver 2.5” Clip point blade Golf club face cleaner 2.4” Round tip blade Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener Golf shoe spike wrench Golf divot repair tool Micro straight-curved Special tool holder Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm Screwdriver 1.2 mm Screwdriver .8 mm Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler Removable screwdriver bit holder Magnetized recessed bit holder Tire tread gauge Reamer/awl Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper Special Key Toothpick Tweezers Adapter Key ring Second key ring Yowsers! That's one heck of a knife! You can find it at ThinkGeek for only $999.00. I'm impressed, aren't you?