Sunday, November 25, 2007

Yes, it's true!

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We were created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster
(also known as the Spaghedeity)!

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We know it's true, because he left this sign in the sky!

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The canonical beliefs of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism are set forth in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The central belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster, which created the entire universe "after drinking heavily." All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith. When scientific measurements, such as radiocarbon dating, are made, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.

The religious text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose Canon. In place of the Ten Commandments, it contains the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, which is arguably a somewhat looser moral code.

The official conclusion to prayers is "RAmen", contained in certain sections of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and so on. It is a portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" (used in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and Ramen, a noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital "R" and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a capital R.

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So, you better believe it!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE YOUR WORSHIPPING NOODLES ITS A FOOD INVENTED IN ITALY .IT WAS MADE BY SOME GUY WHO THOUGHT WE SHOULDNT TEACH EVOULUTION IN SCHOOL

Nizwiz said...

i'd call you an idiot, but i have friends who are idiots.