Gas prices getting you down?

This probably won't help much, but it might make you smile about it just a little. They're cheaper than buying gas for the mower. No I'm not kidding, it's cheaper. Please enter your card number... please wait. Please enter the make and model of your car, followed by your annual salary... please wait. Your loan has been approved... you may fill up. Oh shut up! "Back in 1952, gas cost 20 cents a gallon. When you rolled up to the pumps, three guys came out and checked your oil and your tires and cleaned your windows." "This must be that thing they call SENILITY." "When I was your age, I had to walk six miles through snow to get to school." "So your parents couldn't afford gas either..." And we're registered at Shell, Mobil, BP, and Texaco. Spend your tax refund here! The next item in our catalogue is a can of premium unleaded.