Sunday, April 29, 2007

Not my field of dreams!

At first I thought it was a field of sheep.. then I took a closer look!

You don't need a truck...

...not if you have a moped!

You can carry chickens.

You can even transport sheep.

For some people, that's enough.
But if you really want to be able to transport stuff,
you don't need a moped and you don't need a truck..

Yes, everybody knows that it's easy enough to carry little things, like chairs on your motorbike.

But what a lot of people don't realize is that if you have a BICYCLE, you can actually carry large amounts of hay,

and kitchen appliances, refrigerators even.

You can do your part and recycle
- not just for yourself -
but for the whole neighborhood.

Believe it or not, you can even move a car...
well, it used to be a car.
The owner of that car probably rides a bike.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Keep those coffee filters

Yes, it's true. Used coffee filters and waxed paper cups. Wowsers! Would you wear artist Susan Stockwell's one of a kind designer dress to the prom? or anywhere for that matter?

Friday, April 27, 2007

Welsh Prostitute

All tricked out and ready to rumba!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Big Bad Ass Snakes

This is a Burmese Python,

and this is a Reticulated Python.

She didn't have any trouble going through the fence BEFORE she had someone for dinner.

If a Python did have you for dinner, this is the last thing you would see!

After a really big meal, Pythons are fat and sleepy and not dangerous at all. This makes them easy to catch if someone comes up missing -- like the unfortunate man below!

He wandered away from the work site in the Amazon jungles, got sleepy and took a nap. The nap turned out not to be a such good idea after all.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007


A new kind of slide for a new kind of backside.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

It's the world's largest bra!


Sunday, April 22, 2007

World's Smallest Penis

Ok, so I put "world's smallest penis" into a yahoo search for images and this is what I got! It looks to me like the world's largest shoe. So what does this mean, exactly?


Stare into the image. Slowly it begins to move. You are in my power.

Remote control for your wife

You wish!

Oh shit!

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Giant Mantis

This deserty creature brings me to a BREAKTHROUGH desert discovery. That's right, straight from the deserts of Iraq... Bigger than a person, cuter than a panda. And everybody thought the Camel Spiders were a big deal!

Giant Spiders

Some facts about those giant spiders: They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long. If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.

PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top. These are Spiders found daily in Iraq by troops. Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Coffee anyone?

Here's a cup of coffee guaranteed to wake you up in two seconds flat!

Not a cute kitty

Photo by insanesnowduck.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Naked beggars

Where do they plan to put the money they get?

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Barbie for breakfast?

So that's what happened to my Barbie dolls!

A tree with attitude

I bet this is photo shop enhanced. None of the trees I know would flip anyone off.

Golum, all thugged out

Life after Lord of the Rings.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Not gonna, don't wanna.

This is too funny! What a look on that dog's face!

Evening in the City by J. Huss

How about this for some deviant art?

Hand Job?

I bet they get lots of business.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Here's a face only a mother could love.


Not a happy easter story

Why cloning is not a good idea

Ok, this picture is downright scary!


The question is: who would be dumb enough to do this? And did he do it on purpose just for the picture?