Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Being Kind

Ways to kill someone with kindness:

Keep vacuuming the apartment - until there's no oxygen left in it!

Make sure the poison is extra yummy.

Build giant concrete art installation of the word "kindness", wait until the right moment to tip it over.

Give them puppy-dog eyes and ask pretty please if you can decapitate them.

One too many soft pillows...

Live with someone for five years without ever doing a single household chore and then suddenly clean the entire apartment really well and watch them die of a heart attack.



Anonymous said...

lolz! Those are great!