Bumper Stickers

Getting older? Need a gift for mom or dad? How about these senior citizen bumper stickers? I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second one. Senior Campbells - New large type alphabet soup. The secret of staying young is to live honestly... eat slowly, and lie about your age. Quit worrying about your health... it'll go away. Florida - God's waiting room. Be nice to your children. They will choose your nursing home. I must be getting older... All the names in my phone book end with M.D.