Hot Sexy Women

So is it body paint or photoshop?

Railroad Warning Signs

Danger!! Parents: See that your children play in a safe place! Do not send them out on the railroad tracks to pick coal! The Chance Taker Loses! Cross Crossings Cautiously! Gosh! I wish I'd stayed off that railroad. Play safe today, and you'll play tomorrow. Walk not on RR tracks! 'tis often fatal! Think Driver Think! Cross Crossings Cautiously!

Need to lose a little weight before your wedding?

Ha Ha... Cute advertising gimick!

On The Menu

We Serve Vegetarians Just tell us how you'd like them prepared. J. D. Hoyt's A restaurant for carnivores.

Change Your Head

Here's a cool new kind of helmet! Wow! I want one!

Funny Travel Ads

Ever been here? The ads read: Did your trip start out horribly? Sixt will reward you royally!

Not your average poster art!

Husbands! Get off your lazy butts and bring us some beer! Protect your nasal cavity. Invest in a gas mask now. Think before you stink! Other people have to breathe... Always remember - Whoever smelt it, dealt it!! Me lift a finger? ... not anymore! Get married today!

Milk of Amnesia

For people who can't remember shit! LOL!

A Ploy for Employment

So, here's a guy with an idea... In case English is not your language, here's what it says: Ad agency Wieden+Kennedy is running a competition called "Seeking" to discover new talent and I want to win. But instead of just submitting a portfolio, I want to do something a little different. Something bigger than me. So I'm turning to the world for help. Here's your chance to make me a winner. Why? Because helping someone else feels good. So put your thinking cap on, come up with an idea that will get me noticed, then click submit and send that gem of an idea on its way. Not only will you get a thank you email directly from yours truly, but if I use your idea for my entry, I will mention your name in a future work - jacket sleve of a novel, shout out in an Oscar acceptance speech, prayler list mention in a community church program. Who know. Just know it will be great. Good luck and Godspeed. I'm counting on your brilliance. It's either who you know or who you blow. Being 3,045 miles away, I've got neither. Take one for the team. By team, I mean me. With my good looks and your good idea, I just might have a shot of winning this thing. Be an assistant winner. If I win, at least you'll know your idea was good.

Your Motorbike's True Identity?

The ad reads: Respect your motorbike's identity, use Honda original accessories.... So this motorbike is a clown? Is it one of those bad scary clowns? Like in horror movies? You gotta be kidding me, a ballerina? OK, now this one's just creepy. Looks like something a pedophile would ride around on.

Trojan Horse

It says: "Trojan horse quiet and clear on tumor." I find it interesting and a little bit disturbing that drug companies have cool ads like this... So, is the Doctor using the drug because it's good? or because the ad was?

Well Waxed

These floors are so well waxed, so smooth ... that ... well, you can see the results!

A Quicker Bath

A quicker bath can save lives!

Duracell issues an apology!

The battery that lasts longer, much longer, sorry!

Cool Ads!

Playstation 3 Playstation 2 Playstation 3 If you really want to touch someone, send them a letter! Don't throw yourself away. Espress yourself. Lamb trim!

An Interesting Advertisement

This is a series of posters advertising a premium Brandy. I thought they were a lot of fun, so I pulled the hint off the picture and posted it separately. Because these images are hosted at Slide, you'll have to click once on the image to bring up the page at slide, and then click on it again to see it full size. Have fun figuring them out! Something is happening in this apartment building, can you see it? Something is out of place in this well organized work space, can you spot it? One of these pairs of shoes will be really uncomfortable for the athlete wearing them, do you see which pair it is? There's an infiltrator here, do you see him? That was fun wasn't it? How did you do?