You know you're in redneck country ...

When the barbeque grill came from walmart... and sitting out "on the deck" looks something like this... Doorbells are ... well ... loud! And newspapers print articles like this... You can go surfing anytime you want... And when you move, the kids ride here. Oh, and hey... if you don't like it... read the billboards. Redneck country? I live here!